Miss Scarlet would be impressed!

OK, I'm pulling a Suzi.

Today during a break from the massacre, I noticed this charming woman who was wearing curtains for pants. Oh, how Miss Scarlet would have loved these!

Not only did she have the time to yank them off the window, she actually sewed them into pants, complete with pockets.

Now, my camera phone isn't the real deal like Suzi's awesome real camera, but hopefully you can make out the embossed pattern, those are not wrinkles!

Imagine gold lamae (sp?) but in baby blue.

She also seems to have taken a valance and made her handbag.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist! Click it --