pay no attention to the un-pedicured toes

OK, want to see what three broken toes look like?

Now, they are not their usual "I'm not really a waitress" color, seeing as I could not stand the pain of a pedicure.

However, the shades of blue, black and red do stand out, though not very well in the picture.

Let's recap -- 1st pinky toe on mean plastic, then middle toe on mean plastic (notice middle toe has no nail at all!), then "ring finger" toe on mean stool in bathroom at 3:00am.

I am a mess!