to the searchers

To the one who searched for "home made Frankenstien costume" -- Dude, it's a little late now, dont'cha think?

To the one who searched for Fiesta Texas broken neck -- Yeouch! Sorry your neck is broken, mine was only a rib.

To the one who searched for Verizon water damage litmus paper -- I hope you have insurance, and, switch to Sprint!

To the one who searched for "poms poms and short skirts" -- I really hope you were searching for the lyrics to the beer commercial and nothing else!

To the one who searched for "care of dauschunds" -- awwwwwwww

To all the ones (and I get this one the most) searching for tammyfayebaker -- WTF?