Helium Hello

Because it's always funny when someone sucks on some helium and says "Hello"

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

the spirit of the season

Best Baseball Movies Ever --

Bull Durham

Eight Men Out

The Natural

Bad News Bears

Field of Dreams

The best line from a baseball movie?

"If you build it, he will come"

and ....

"What do you believe in?"
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
"Oh my"

Did I miss any?