certainly not the hand walking queer!!!

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the title has not a lot to do with the post, I just wasn't clever enough to think of another one.

Years ago, I was in line at a grocery stores customer service desk. I turn around to check on Ashley. She is on the floor looking up a lady's skirt. Now, I know what you are thinking, she was a gay even then. No, well, she probably was, but that is not what she was looking for.

The lady only had one leg.

I was mortified, quietly as I could grabbed her up, later she told me as innocently as a child can, "I was looking for her other leg!!!!"

Then, during my sisters graduation party, one of her friends came. Ashley asked him if he had been in a fire. Again, mortified. She had seen African American people before, I don't know what possessed her to ask him.

I haven't seen her since Sunday, and I miss her .....