three wise cracks

So, I'm reading espn via close caption and I see that Dom Capers will be interviewing for the head coach of the Buffalo Bills. yeah, that will help them However, it did give me an opportunity to tell the three jokes I can remember.

Do you know what the BILLS stands for?
Boy I Love Losing Superbowls!


How many BILLS does it take to change a flat tire?
One, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What do Hillary Clinton and the Dallas Cowboys have in common?
They both have their BILLS to kick around.

I always chuckle at the first one, when I heard it, I laughed for about a week. To truly appreciate the joke, you must remember how many times they went to the big game and lost. I'm gonna have to think of one for the Colts, for not ever making it passed the Division Championship. If you think of a good one, leave it in the comments.

Yoga was great! I really, really liked it. I am going tomorrow to the 8:30 class. I worked out for about an hour after the class and am really sore. I can't tell if it's from the yoga or the workout. I am not going to work out tomorrow and see how I feel Saturday.

Since I can't take Hannah to NY for spring break, I was trying to come up with some alternative options. I briefly thought about Panama City Beach, then the infomercial of 'girls gone wild' flashed before my eyes and thought, no.

Then, I find out today via text message that Ashley has changed jobs. She has switched from ITS to Air Traffic Controller. With this means transferring from Chicago to Pensacola. i think the cold weather is getting to her

This was the first time I have heard from her since she text messaged me telling me she got a tattoo. I was not thrilled, as I could only imagine where she put it or what it was. I can't judge, because I have one. A small nickel size Yen Yang on my right ankle. I did see a picture of it the other night. A heart with wings and initials. I told her, don't get initials, things may change. she didn't listen

So, with the news of her transfer, and our lack of plans for spring break, I started looking for rentals in Pensacola. We can drive, and the condo is only 750.00 for the week, which I am hoping Larry with split with me. he was going to pay Hannah's way & hotel to NY

I told him he would make out a lot better with Florida rather than NY. I haven't heard back from him yet. It has a full kitchen, right near the beach, and we may be able to spend some time with Ash. I called Hannah first and asked her if she wanted to go, she said yeah, but she wishes she had someone to take. she didn't ask if Stephanie could go

We will see how it all shakes out.

Don't forget to think of something for the C-O-L-T-S :)