Helium Hello

Because it's always funny when someone sucks on some helium and says "Hello"

Friday, November 04, 2005

terror alert?

Houston, TX - Wednesday, October 25, 2005 - Anthrax Scare At Reliant Stadium Houston Texans football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

The Texans head coach immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.