every woman's worst nightmare

The dreaded lights, all those mirrors and the worst of all, the bathing suits.

I have lots, some are tighter than others, some I will only wear in the comfort of my own back yard, some I can wear on the boat, some I can't wear at all.

Tonight after work, Larry & I go to Kohl's. It's time for a new one for vacation, one I can wear in front of strangers.

60% off, not a bad deal, mix and match, pink stripes, push ups, booty bottoms, bikini bottoms, they all suck.

I did manage to find two.

But that's not the best part, I found the coolest pair of shades. I love, love, love the bigger style that is out now, not the big white ones like Paris was wearing, but the bigger sexy ones. I love my new glasses.

It was Jeffs birthday today. I brought him a cake and some new floats for his pool. He and his family may join us tomorrow on the lake. We are going with Stephanies family, they have jet skii's. We used to have skii's but we sold them for the boat. Hopefully, when the Tahoe is paid off we can buy one, just one this time.

An 800 number from the Navy keeps calling, we are never home, they don't leave a message, I sent a text message to Chanell's phone, tell her they are calling, that is the extent I will communicate with her at this point.

I will try out on of my new nightmares and my super cool sunglasses.

Can anyone not hear the music, or is it just me?