Helium Hello

Because it's always funny when someone sucks on some helium and says "Hello"

Monday, May 16, 2005

things I expect.

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A few things I expect.

At the store --
If you are in the 12 and under lane, you better have 12 or under.

If you are writing a check, have it made out by the time the total is pushed.

Don't argue over coupons, price matches or expired specials.

Break the bill, don't dig for change.

On the road --
Speed limit, I expect you do go at least 5 miles over the it, not under.

Use your indicator if you are going to turn. Lack of using it only indicates you are an asshole.

Turn it OFF when you change lanes.

Turn the corner promptly, the asphalt has already been laid, you don't need to smooth it over.

Make sure your brake lights work.

In the bathroom--
If you finish off the roll, put a new one on.

Put the seat DOWN.

Put the cap on the toothpaste after you use it.

Dont leave a wet down folded anywhere -- it doesnt dry that way.

For god sakes, make sure there isn't any kind of hair on the soap.

Don't flush while someone else is in the shower.

Just a few of the things I expect LOL